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What does the 1286BC incribed on…

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What English King invented the f…

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What famous chiropodist ruled En…

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

What was Camelot ?A place where …

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What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What was King Arthur’s favourite…

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What was King Arthur’s favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What was Camelot famous for ?It’…

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What was Camelot famous for ?

It’s knight life !

What was the first think Queen E…

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What was the greatest accomplish…

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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?

Speaking Latin !

When crossing the Delaware River…

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

When did Caesar reign ?I didn’t …

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?

When were King Arthur’s army too…

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When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Where did the pilgrims land when…

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?

On their feet !

Where was the Magna Carta signed…

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Where was the Magna Carta signed ?

At the bottom !

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Phi…

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family ?

Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !

Who invented King Arthur’s round…

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Who invented King Arthur’s round table ?

Sir Circumference !

Who succeeded the first Presiden…

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Whose son was Edward, the Black …

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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why did Arthur have a round tabl…

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Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayon…

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why did Henry VIII have so many …

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Why did the Pilgrims create Than…

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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?

They wanted another excuse to watch football.

Why did the pioneers cross the c…

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why did the Romans build straigh…

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !

Why does history keep repeating …

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Why does history keep repeating itself ?

Because we weren’t listening the first time !

Why were the early days of histo…

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?

Because there were so many knights !

Woman: Why are you begging for a…

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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.

You’ve failed history again !Wel…

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You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

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