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Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom !
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Phi…
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must have been a duck family A duck family ?
Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !
Who invented King Arthur’s round…
Who invented King Arthur’s round table ?
Sir Circumference !
Who succeeded the first Presiden…
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?
The second one !
Whose son was Edward, the Black …
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?
Old King Coal !
Why did Arthur have a round tabl…
Why did Arthur have a round table ?
So no one could corner him !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayon…
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !
Why did Henry VIII have so many …
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He liked to chop and change !
Why did the Pilgrims create Than…
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.
Why did the pioneers cross the c…
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
Why did the Romans build straigh…
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
Why does history keep repeating …
Why does history keep repeating itself ?
Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Why were the early days of histo…
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !
Woman: Why are you begging for a…
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?
Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
You’ve failed history again !Wel…
You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
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