How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?With a monkey ... Read more

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a ... Read more

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A ... Read more

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid ... Read more

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a ... Read more

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King ... Read more

What business is King Kong in? Monkey ... Read more

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my ... Read more

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring ... Read more

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the ... Read more