What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don’t monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything?

King Kong’s shadow.