What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?

So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn’t like Chinese food.