How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?

Because he’s a beef-eater.

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?

A ding-dong King Kong.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

“Are you my mother?

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

“Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!