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What dog has money?

A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was money in the kitty.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

When does a female deer need money?

When she doesn’t have a buck.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn’t have any !

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?

She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?

Mum: What crying man ?

William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !’

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