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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?

At parking meteors !

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Because they always go up in the world !

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

Why did the boy become an astronaut ?

Because he was no earthly good !

Why did the boy become an astronaut?

Because he was told he was no earthly good.

Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they’ve just had a big launch.

Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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