First Spaceman: I'm hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time ... Read more

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his ... Read more

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses ... Read more

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have ... Read more

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile ... Read more

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile ... Read more

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, ... Read more

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ... Read more

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he ... Read more

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien.`Don't waste time ... Read more