Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.""Batted .007," his wife ... Read more

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, ... Read more

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!"Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a ... Read more

Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that ... Read more

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the ... Read more

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: ... Read more

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used ... Read more

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the ... Read more

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, ... Read more

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "It's not supposed to ... Read more