Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?

“Caddy: “Eventually.”

Golfer: “Caddy, do you think my game is improving?

“Caddy: “Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.”

Golfer: “Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?

“Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week!”

Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: “I didn’t realize you had played before, sir.”

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?

Somebody took a corner !

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do hens encourage their football teams ?

They egg them on !

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!