Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?

They got jellygated!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?

They got jellygated !

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?

He was a pool shark!

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. “Bad day at the course?

” his wife asked. “Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.” “Oh, that’s awful!” “You’re not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry.”

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?

“Caddy: “Eventually.”

Golfer: “Caddy, do you think my game is improving?

“Caddy: “Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.”

Golfer: “Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?

“Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week!”

Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: “I didn’t realize you had played before, sir.”

Golfer: “This golf is a funny game.”Caddy: “It’s not supposed to be.”