There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the ... Read more

There was some mix-up with a woman's room. Theclerk (or whatever they are called on ships) wastrying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would youlike an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" Shereplied, "Well, it looks ... Read more

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the ... Read more

Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ... Read more

Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town?Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for ... Read more

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go ... Read more

Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse ... Read more

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is ... Read more

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the ... Read more

Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is ... Read more