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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, you told her twice.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

– A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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Why do men die before their wives?

– They want to.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon?

– Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.

Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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