Why don’t anteaters get sick? Be…
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Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why don’t apples smile when you …
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they're crab apples ... Read more
Why don’t astronauts get hungry …
Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big ... Read more
Why don’t astronauts keep their …
Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get ... Read more
Why don’t bananas snore? Because…
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the ... Read more
Why don’t blondes like to make K…
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?They can't get eight cups of water into that little ... Read more
Why don’t bunnies make noise whe…
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?Because they have cotton ... Read more
Why don’t cannibals eat comedian…
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste ... Read more
Why don’t cannibals like to eat …
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?He gives them ... Read more
Why don’t chickens like people ?…
Why don't chickens like people ?They beat eggs ... Read more