Why don’t cows ever have any mon…
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet …
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their ... Read more
Why don’t dogs make good dancers…
Why don't dogs make good dancers ?Because they have two left feet ... Read more
Why don’t elephants like martini…
Why don't elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your ... Read more
Why don’t elephants like playing…
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs ... Read more
Why don’t ghosts make good magic…
Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their ... Read more
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?A…
Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their ... Read more
Why don’t lawyers enjoy playing …
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying ... Read more
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-…
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for ... Read more
Why don’t lobsters share?They’re…
Why don't lobsters share?They're ... Read more