Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Be…
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why is a frog luckier than a cat…
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times ... Read more
Why is a ghost like an empty hou…
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body ... Read more
Why is a Laundromat a really bad…
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support ... Read more
Why is a pig in a water trough l…
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the ... Read more
Why is a psychiatrist like a squ…
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by ... Read more
Why is a racehorse like a letter…
Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the ... Read more
Why is a reindeer like a gossip …
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ... Read more
Why is a sinking ship like a per…
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing ... Read more
Why is a sofa like a roast chick…
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing ... Read more