Why is a toothless dog like a tr…
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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?It has more bark than ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why is air a lot like sex?Becaus…
Why is air a lot like sex?Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting ... Read more
Why is an egg like a young horse…
Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it can't be used until it's ... Read more
Why is an elephant braver than a…
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isn't chicken ... Read more
Why is an engaged girl like a te…
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?Because they both have ... Read more
Why is an old car like a baby pl…
Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a ... Read more
Why is brassiere singular and pa…
Why is brassiere singular and panties ... Read more
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing u…
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear ... Read more
Why is Christmas just like a day…
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the ... Read more
Why is Congress like a cold?Beca…
Why is Congress like a cold?Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's ... Read more