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Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why is Easter like whipped cream…
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a ... Read more
Why is food better than men?Beca…
Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for ... Read more
Why is Hollywood full of vampire…
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit ... Read more
Why is horse racing so romantic?…
Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money ... Read more
Why is it best to be bitten quic…
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves ... Read more
Why is it called a “litter” of p…
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?Because they mess up the whole house ... Read more
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?Wh…
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits ... Read more
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer…
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong ... Read more
Why is it dangerous to go into t…
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm ... Read more