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Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why, if the best things in life …
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so ... Read more
Wife to husband as they watch th…
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an ... Read more
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you k…
Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it ... Read more
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “…
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us ... Read more
Wife: “Do you think of me when y…
Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in ... Read more
WIFE: “There’s trouble with the …
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a ... Read more
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callou…
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake ... Read more
WIFE: “You look tired, honey. Ho…
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at ... Read more
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best a…
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is ... Read more