Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if the coast was ... Read more
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.'Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the ... Read more
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Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will ... Read more
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream ... Read more
Willie: "I have an awful toothache."Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, ... Read more
Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a ... Read more
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.A crocodile comes out of the river:- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.- Get lost, oh green one!- Come on guys, just one!- Go %@~# yourself!So what would you do? ... Read more
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.- Give me some roll, Winnie!- It's not a roll, it's a bun.- Give me some bun, Winnie!- It's not a bun, it's a bap.- Give me some bap, Winnie!- Get lost, you pig! Stop ... Read more
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