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Monthly Archives: September 2009
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t f…
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a ... Read more
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pull…
Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being ... Read more
Witch: Why have you stopped play…
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn't.Wizard: No, well nor will ... Read more
With four daughters and one son …
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they ... Read more
With the divorce rate so high in…
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has beenformed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like gettingmarried, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on herface and ... Read more
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A gh…
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing ... Read more
Woman: Officer you must help. I’…
Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the ... Read more
Woman: Why are you begging for a…
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a ... Read more
Women are like computers — even…
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later ... Read more