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Monthly Archives: September 2009
Women dream of world peace, a sa…
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice ... Read more
Women need a reason to have sex….
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a ... Read more
Worried because they hadn’t hear…
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"A few minutes later, Timmy ... Read more
Worried because they hadn’t hear…
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"A few minutes later, Timmy ... Read more
Would you like a duck egg for su…
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for ... Read more
Would you like something from my…
Would you like something from my Easter basket?"Sure!""Here. Have some plastic ... Read more
Would you like to buy a second-h…
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it ... Read more
Would you rather have a 300-poun…
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?I'd rather have him chase the ... Read more
Would you rather have a baby bro…
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly ... Read more