Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the ... Read more
Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" ... Read more
Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing ... Read more
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."Yeltsin ... Read more
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking ... Read more
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da ... Read more
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in ... Read more
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license ... Read more
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like ... Read more
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace ... Read more