You don’t see many reindeer in z…
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You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They can't afford the ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
You have just received the “Kent…
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to ... Read more
You have to stay in shape. My gr…
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she ... Read more
You know all that talk about bac…
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A ... Read more
You know how most packages say “…
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere ... Read more
You know that little indestructi…
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same ... Read more
You know the honeymoon is pretty…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does ... Read more
You know the worst thing about o…
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The ... Read more
You mama’s so skinny ….she can…
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a ... Read more
You Might be a Marine Wife if:1….
You Might be a Marine Wife if:1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband's LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY ... Read more