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Monthly Archives: September 2009
You said it was a great horse an…
You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat ... Read more
You said this horse could jump a…
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.Well neither can a ... Read more
You’re a big Internet fan aren’t…
You're a big Internet fan aren't you?Yes - it's becoming a ... Read more
You’re a big internet fan, arn’t…
You're a big internet fan, arn't you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of ... Read more
You’re hiking around on Hampsted…
You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you ... Read more
You’re spending a lot of time at…
You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, they've always been ... Read more
You’re trapped in a room with a …
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?You shoot the lawyer. ... Read more
You’ve failed history again !Wel…
You've failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones ... Read more
Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I’…
Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking ... Read more