Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back?
She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back?
She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?
He was dense and wet !
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus !