Author Archives: lennart

Did you hear about the cannibal …

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife?

He was an aunteater.

Did you hear about the cannibal …

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?

They were given a right roasting.

Did you hear about the calendar …

Did you hear about the calendar thief?

He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

Did you hear about the businessm…

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?

It’s for people who can’t swim!

Did you hear about the burglar w…

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?

Now he’s a hardened criminal.

Did you hear about the cannibals…

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?

It sure gave them something to chew over.

Did you hear about the cannibal …

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?

He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

Did you hear about the cannibal …

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?

He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

Did you hear about the cannibal …

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?

He got himself into a real stew.

Did you hear about the dentist w…

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?

…A month later he was picking his teeth