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It was a tappy one!
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Did you hear about the cross eye…
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn’t control his pupils!
Did you hear about the classical…
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller?
When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
Did you hear about the chicken t…
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?
“He wanted to be a hentertainer.”
Did you hear about the do-it-you…
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
Did you hear about the dimwit wh…
Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn’t have very much on?
He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.
Did you hear about the dimwit wh…
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
Did you hear about the depressed…
Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He told a tale of whoa!
Did you hear about the egg laden…
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He’s the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the dumb fath…
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?