Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, “Back in 30 minutes,” so he sat down to wait for himself?
Did you hear about the dumb fath…
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Did you hear about the dumb fath…
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?
Did you hear about the doctor wh…
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?
‘!
Did you hear about the fire in t…
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Both the books got burned, and one hadn’t even been coloured in yet.
Did you hear about the Finn who …
Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
Did you hear about the farmer’s …
Did you hear about the farmer’s boy who hated the country ?
He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Did you hear about the farmer yo…
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
Did you hear about the farmer wh…
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
Did you hear about the football …
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
They got jellygated!
Did you hear about the football …
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?
They got jellygated !