Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying “no”?
No. Oh, so it’s you!
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Did you hear about the flag’s bi…
Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
It was a Happy one!
Did you hear about the ghost who…
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!
Did you hear about the ghost who…
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Did you hear about the ghost who…
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
Did you hear about the ghost com…
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He was booed off stage.
Did you hear about the Georgia a…
Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
Did you hear about the granny wh…
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
She spent the night popping out of bed.
Did you hear about the girl who …
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?
Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
Did you hear about the girl mons…
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ?
She was pretty ugly