How is snow white?
-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
How is snow white?-Pretty good, …
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How is a woman like a condom? Bo…
How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How long does it take to burn a …
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
How is cat food sold ?Usually pu…
How is cat food sold ?
Usually purr can !
How is being at a singles bar di…
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
How is a bell obedient? It sound…
How is a bell obedient?
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
How is a rabbit like a plum? The…
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
How is a hailstone like an onion…
How is a hailstone like an onion?
-They are both whitish and have layers
How is a judge like an English t…
How is a judge like an English teacher?
They both hand out long sentences.
How I Crossed the Desert by Rhod…
How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul