How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How does the Easter Bunny stay h…
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How does the Easter Bunny paint …
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
How does Santa Claus take pictur…
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
How does the captain know the ai…
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
How does the captain know the ai…
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
How does Snoop Dogg keep his can…
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
How does Robin hood send message…
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail!
How does Frankenstein sit in his…
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make p…
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Collect!
How does every ethnic joke start…
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.