How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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How does the captain know the ai…
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
How does Robin hood send message…
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail!
How does the captain know the ai…
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
How does the Easter Bunny paint …
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
How does the Easter Bunny stay h…
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How does James Bond type e-mails…
How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his goldfinger.
How does the Easter Bunny stay i…
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He does lots of bare-obics.
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make p…
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Collect!
How does Frankenstein sit in his…
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.