How does an elephant go up a tree?
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
How does an elephant go up a tre…
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How does an idiot call for his d…
How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
How does an elephant get out of …
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?
The same way that he got in !
How does a witch make scrambled …
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !’Owl be seeing you later.’
How does Dracula keep fit? He pl…
How does Dracula keep fit?
He plays batminton.
How does an octopus go to war ? …
How does an octopus go to war ?
Well-armed !
How does a witch make scrambled …
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
How does Dracula like to have hi…
How does Dracula like to have his food served?
In bite-sized pieces.
How does an elephant get down fr…
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
How does AVON find so many women…
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?