How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
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How does a girl vampire flirt? S…
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
How does a Gorilla become anothe…
How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
How does a group of dolphin’s ma…
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision?
Flipper coin!
How does a door chime answer the…
How does a door chime answer the phone?
Bella?
How does a football player make …
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
How does a farmer send messages?…
How does a farmer send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
How does a witch doctor ask a gi…
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?
‘Voodoo like to dance with me ?
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How does a vampire enter his hou…
How does a vampire enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
How does a vampire get through l…
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.