How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
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How does a mama pig put her pigl…
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
She reads them pig tales.
How does a monster begin a fairy…
How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
“Once upon a slime . . .”
How does a football player make …
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
How does a group of dolphin’s ma…
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision?
Flipper coin!
How does a ghost start a letter?…
How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
How does a New York University p…
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?
By opening the car door.
How does a farmer send messages?…
How does a farmer send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
How does a physicist exercise?By…
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion!
How does a Gorilla become anothe…
How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!