How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.
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How do you stop an angry elephan…
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?
Take away it’s credit cards !
How do you stop squirrels playin…
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
How do you stop squirrels playin…
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
How do you stop your laptop batt…
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.
How do you take a pig to hospita…
How do you take a pig to hospital?
By hambulance!
How does a leopard change its sp…
How does a leopard change its spots ?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
How does a group of dolphin’s ma…
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision?
Flipper coin!
How does a football player make …
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
How does a farmer send messages?…
How does a farmer send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.