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How does a bird with a broken wi…
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it’s sparrowchute !
How does a baritone make phone c…
How does a baritone make phone calls?
Song distance!
How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-h…
How does a baby ghost cry?
“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”
How does a baboon make phone cal…
How does a baboon make phone calls?
He just monkeys around on the line!
How do zombies celebrate Hallowe…
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They paint the town dead!
How do you tune a fish?With its …
How do you tune a fish?
With its scales!
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit…
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
Marry her !
How do you tell the difference b…
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?
The patients get better and leave.Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God.The staff have the keys!
How do, like, really laid-back t…
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
Mellow.