Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?

Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I’m going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?

I can’t understand it either, because I planted cabbage !

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.

Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I’m ok, and the next minute, I’m blank!And how long have you had this complaint?

What complaint?

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, what’s your REAL problem?

Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.

Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm

Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge. What’s come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.