How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?
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How do you stop a rooser crowing…
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !
How do you stop a taliban tank ?…
How do you stop a taliban tank ?
Shoot the Guy Pushing it
How do you stop a dog smelling ?…
How do you stop a dog smelling ?
Put a peg on it’s nose !
How do you stop a monster diggin…
How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?
Take his spade away.
How do you stop a monster from s…
How do you stop a monster from smelling?
Cut off his nose.
How do you tune a fish?With its …
How do you tune a fish?
With its scales!
How do you take a pig to hospita…
How do you take a pig to hospital?
By hambulance!
How do you tell the difference b…
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?
The patients get better and leave.Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God.The staff have the keys!
How do you tell a good monster f…
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!