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With a whoop e-cushion.
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How do you make a Venetian blind…
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eye
How do you make an elephant sand…
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf…
How do you make gold soup?Put 14…
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
How do you stop a dog howling in…
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?
Put him in the front.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g….
How do you spell wrong?
R?
o?
n?
g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
How do you start a teddy bear ra…
How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !
How do you start an insect race …
How do you start an insect race ?
One, two, flea – go
How do you spot a modern spider …
How do you spot a modern spider ?
He doesn’t have a web he had a website !
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-…
How do you spell elephant ?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”That’s not how the dictionary spells it””You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”