How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
With a Crowbar!!!!!
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
With a Crowbar!!!!!
How do you raise a baby elephant ?
With a fork lift truck !
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde.
How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
How do you measure a Villanova graduate’s I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.
How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eye
How do you make a tissue dance ?
Put a little boogie in it !