How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
Dump him.
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How do you lead a horse to water…
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
How do you make a bandstand?Take…
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
How do you post a fish? You send…
How do you post a fish?
You send it COD … or first bass mail
How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18…
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F18…B52…F18
How do you make gold soup?Put 14…
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
How do you make a tissue dance ?…
How do you make a tissue dance ?
Put a little boogie in it !
How do you make an apple puff? C…
How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden
How do you make rude noises on t…
How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
How do you make a Venetian blind…
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eye