How do you make a glow worm happy ?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
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How do you lead a horse to water…
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
How do you lose fourteen stone o…
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
Dump him.
How do you make a Gorilla stew?Y…
How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours!
How do you make a dog float?Take…
How do you make a dog float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
How do you make a blonde laugh o…
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a bandstand?Take…
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
How do you make a butterfly ?Fli…
How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
How do you make a Gorilla float?…
How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
How do you know you’re leading a…
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”