How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
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How do you make a glow worm happ…
How do you make a glow worm happy ?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
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How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
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How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
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Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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When it has hares in it.
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Shine a torch in her ear!
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!
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Dump him.
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Tell her a joke on a Monday!