How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath?
You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
How do you know that there’s a m…
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How do you know when you are in …
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?
She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
How do you know when an accounta…
How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays?
He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
How do you know when there is a …
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
How do you know when there’s a r…
How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when a woman is …
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
– She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
How do you know when a woman is …
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
– She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
How do you know when there is an…
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !
How do you know that peanuts are…
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
How do you know that a elephant’…
How do you know that a elephant’s been in the fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. “