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He has cat-arrh !
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How do you go about hiring a hor…
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
How do you get the most apples a…
How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
Take a snorkel.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Pu…
How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts !
How do you know accountants have…
How do you know accountants have no imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
How do you hire an elephant ?Sta…
How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks !
How do you hire a horse?Put a br…
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
How do you get your pigs to slee…
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
How do you get the most apples w…
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
How do you know that peanuts are…
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?