How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks !
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How do you insult a hamburger pa…
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it a meatball!
How do you keep a dog from barki…
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard.
How do you keep an imbecile happ…
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?
Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
How do you identify a bald eagle…
How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.
How do you know if your little b…
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
How do you join a Vampire Fan Cl…
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
Send your name, address and blood group.
How do you know a Brigham Young …
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
How do you kill a blonde?Give th…
How do you kill a blonde?
Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer
How do you hire a teddy bear? Pu…
How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts !