How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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How do you fix a broken website?…
How do you fix a broken website?
With stick e-tape.
How do you fix a woman’s watch? …
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
– It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
How do you find your dog if he’s…
How do you find your dog if he’s lost in the woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
How do you find where a flea has…
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?
Start from scratch !
How do you fit five elephants in…
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
How do you find white shirts on …
How do you find white shirts on the Internet?
Use a starch engine.
How do you get a cut-price parro…
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed !
How do you fit more pigs on your…
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
How do you get the most apples w…
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !