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How do you get an elephant into …
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?
Take all the matches out first !
How do you get around fast on th…
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?
Skates!
How do you get four old ladies t…
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!
How do you get milk from a witch…
How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?
Steal her saucer.
How do you get a paper baby? Mar…
How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old bag.
How do you get a lawyer out of a…
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How do you get a parrot to talk …
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !
How do you get a Texas Tech seni…
How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
How do you find where a flea has…
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?
Start from scratch !