How do you define an aardvark?
Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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How do you communicate with the …
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
Drop him a line.
How do you cook vegatables in th…
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
Take them out their wheelchair.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang…
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
How do you confuse an idiot? Giv…
How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
How do you drive an accountant c…
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
How do you communicate with a fi…
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line!
How do you catch the Easter Bunn…
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?W…
How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?
With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)
How do you feel if you cross a s…
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?
Melon-collie !